Wednesday, March 19, 2008

"Motivational" Posters






Worked on a few of these on my free time today. People seemed to like them, so I'll probably work on a few more here and there :)

No offense intended to the people depicted in the pictures. Look at it this way - you're famous now!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Shadows, Tony's B'day, Steak and Blowjob day

Last night, went out to Shadows (i think its called shadows) for French my Fridays. It was pretty cool i gotta say. We all ended up buying bottles of liquor. Most of the guys bought bottles of vodka, I ended up with a nice bottle of Jack split with Krystle Blaire (my gf) and Karen (Tony's gf). I'm ashamed to say it, but by around 3 am, my stomach began to reject something, and I ended up spewing my dinner in a dark alley somewhere down the road.

In my defense - I had made a messed up meal earlier in the evening, which made me queasy. So it was probably that. Or else I'm just really trying to defend my manly liver.

It was Tony's b'day, and it was pretty damn good. We all had fun, we bought him a bottle of Moet et Chandon, which I'm sure he enjoyed, as did we. By the end of the night, we all had a volatile mix of alcohol going through us, but we all had one hell of a time.

Apparently, yesterday was Steak and Blowjob day. I was enlightened to this fact by the Birthday boy himself. Interesting idea, and I'm sure a lot of guys out there are working hard to make this day recognized by governments and women everywhere.

Who knows, might even be made a public holiday one day. :)


Thursday, March 13, 2008

Fireworks? Wtf?

Pretty much everyone heard about the disaster which took place in Naxxar. Some guys were working on fireworks in a garage in a residential area, when something went wrong, and leveled not only that garage, but two adjacent buildings.

A mother of two young children, who had just come home from grocery shopping, was one of the fatalities.

Seriously, think about it. Fireworks are nice and all, but are we that dimwitted that we absolutely NEED fireworks for our village feasts to be enjoyable? No matter how much you love fireworks, you cannot argue that they are worth the lives of so many who have perished in the last decade in the country just because of them. It's not worth lives.

Either get rid of them altogether, or else, the government should put some really, really strict enforcement on the damn things, using spot checks. Not very dissimilar from the IAEA did to the Iraqis in the 1990's (they did unannounced spot checks for weapons of mass destruction). If we can't be responsible with fireworks, we shouldn't be trusted with them. Simple as that.

In other news, another U.S. politician was caught in a sex scandal. The governor of NY was caught with a prostitute. Seriously, does anybody really care? Who gives two shits if the guy can't keep in his pants? Should that really be something that becomes a public debate?

A politician involved a sex scandal is not our concern. It happens less often than sex scandals involving members of clergy, which in my opinion, is even more disconcerting.

If he can't keep it in his pants, that should be between him, and his wife. I'm sure she'll have her own ways of dealing with it.